In one Math session...
TEACHER: If you give Php100.00 to your friend but he only needs Php50.00, how much will he return to you?
STUDENT: Nothing, ma'm!
TEACHER: You don't know Math. You dumb!!!
STUDENT: Ma'am, you don't know my FRIENDS!!! You asshole...
(lol)
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